BUT, it is also really awesome! I am not used to being legitimately excited about everything I have to do during the day. And now I am!... excepting the homework bit. I am not too excited about the one metric ass ton of reading I have to do (as I clearly don't do it) but even that is not so bad, because at least it is (mostly) stuff I am really interested in knowing.
In regard to not doing homework, I really did NOT do much with myself today. And I have decided that it is okay. Sometimes, a day of tooling around, watching "School of Rock" and eating mass amounts of Cocoa Crunchies is a completely necessary thing. In more productive news I did see some friends AND 2 Henry IV which was a touch of the brilliant and made my Falstaff crush about 8 times worse than it already was.
But perhaps the most AMAZING thing I have learned thus far is (drumroll in your mind)...
HOW TO PUMP MY OWN GAS!
People here are genuinely amazed at the fact that this is something I have never done before in my life so, just to catch everybody up, DEAR WORLD, IT IS ILLEGAL TO PUMP YOUR OWN GAS IN NEW JERSEY. LOVE, LIZ. Before moving, I thought this was a nifty, convenient thing about my home state but I was dead wrong. It takes markedly less time and general frustration to pump one's own gas. No waiting, no rude gas attendants. It's a good time. And, thanks to the wonderful and caring people I have come to know here, I did not Zoolander-explode my car, which was a big fear.
So here's to the best gas I have ever gotten in my life!
In closing, school is good, pumping gas is quickly becomming a new favorite past time, and I leave you all with this hi-LARIOUS doodle I did the other day, on accident:
"What's that you say? A pheasant? In the larder??"
That is what he is saying in my head. In a poncy, British accent. Do it. Dooooo it.
Hope it gave you as much of a chuckle as it continues to give me.
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